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500daysofahappy-mess said: Check out my blog? :)

Okay doke

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500daysofahappy-mess:

I wish this would happen to me

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pawnsofthequeen said: You're blog is so fucking funny, I've been lol-ing for 45 minutes in a room by myself xD

Why thank you. Glad you like it :)

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egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

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tristianmakhai:

curryuku:

bokuwaaru:

cookiesincoffeecans:

ungratefullittleshit:

Creativity

Lazyness

Creativity 

Life Hacks

Laziness is the mother of all invention is how the saying goes, I think.  Either way, the end result is the same: fucking ingenious.